enlargers:

me tryna holla on ur selfie like

image

neon-truths:

jayywhizzle:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

^^^^^same

Well this was informative.

Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I'm in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You're hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

image

(Source: thashield)

doctopus:

what if you spoke in your icon’s voice for an entire week

(Source: doctopus)

(Source: lovingmalemodels)

(Source: outlineofmylover)

http://purplezebrapants.tumblr.com/post/83743745612/sing-to-the-heavenly-purplezebrapants

sing-to-the-heavenly:

sing-to-the-heavenly:

purplezebrapants:

sing-to-the-heavenly:

purplezebrapants:

sing-to-the-heavenly:

I am on a role with this KayJay fic. I’ll probably have the next chapter up within a couple days - maybe even tomorrow, with another chapter to follow that just…

Please do enjoy!! It’s a rather long one. Also there’s some other fics up there that are mostly smut, so you may enjoy those, too :3

"This work could have some adult content"
BRING ON THE SMUT!

stonecoldstunning:

NORMAL FAN: guys i found this pic of our fav actor

NORMAL FAN: and hes ONLY IN BOXERS

(EVERYONE FREAKS THE FUCK OUT)

WRESTLING FAN: guys i found a pic of our fav wrestler

WRESTLING FAN: AND HES WEARING JEANS AND A POLO

(EVERYONE FREAKS THE FUCK OUT)